![]() How sweet? 75% sweeter (on the "sweetness scale"?) than sucrose which, for you non-chemists out there, is table sugar. High Fructose Corn Syrup: A fancy, very sweet sugar. Gives you that nice bubbly/tickly feeling you want in a soda. Water with carbon dioxide dissolved in it. This, of course, includes only the ingredients that PepsiCo wishes to publicly reveal and does not delve into what, exactly might be in such things as " natural flavors".Ĭarbonated Water: Not much to explain. The following is a listing and short explanation of the ingredients listed on the side of a can of Mountain Dew. If you give him a chance he'll go right down your pantsįor a taste of that good ol' mountain dew. Had a year in prison, or two (TRY THREE!) (too be sung when there are no Scoutmasters around) If your likker's too red, it will swell up your headīetter stick to that good old mountain dew Here's the part that might offend you: Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters, Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,Īnd they call it that good old mountain dew.ĭuring the last war, we couldn't get no more, You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash, If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug Where you lay down a dollar or two (TRY THREE!) There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eyeĪnd hadn't I ought just to give him a quart I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,īut it stays right in place when he uses just a trace It was nothing but that good old mountain dew It had such a wonderful 'pew' (LIKE PEE!)īut to her surprise, when she had it analyzed, He measure 'bout four foot two, (TRY THREE!)īut he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint ![]() My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short, It just ran on that good old mountain dew. It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil, I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug They call it that good old mountan dew, (dew dew)Īnd them that refuse it are few. Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew. Where he turns out a gallon or two (TRY THREE!)Īnd the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly Dew that we sing in Boy Scouts: (Mountain Dew was a slang term for the illegal hooch sold during prohibition)
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